I would like to offer everyone a discord message sent by one of my dear friends and Professional Igor:

[2:29 PM] I need to take time out of my busy work day to respond to one of Spec’s Tumblr reblogs here because I’m a boomer. My work recently had a big physical security breach. A guy got access to the labs and stole valuables. They posted the security footage in case someone recognized the perpetrators. 2 hours of video of a dude in a suit standing around the lobby roving around, until he gets the bright idea to stand next to an elevator, and go up with the next group that went in. Then he proceeded to enter a (RFID-locked) lab because one of the members duct taped the door locks a year ago because they hated swiping a card every time. He went in and grabbed a wallet and phone that someone left on a piece of broken machinery and left the building. The person had left it there when they went to get lunch. For some reason.
[2:30 PM] Imagine breaking into a science lab, not getting noticed for hours, and the only thing you snatch is a wallet and phone.